I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
I wonder how many people don’t get this
But I could never forget
are you kidding
everyone knows this pun
I don’t get it.
Almost. Almost everybody
oh my GOD
gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
He’s a fearsome dog that feeds off trouble and turmoil… I’ve seen him clear the deck of a Spanish galleon like it were nothing. Fighting like a devil, dressed as a man.
Can this be the new universal sign for that?
this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.
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IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM